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album artwork "Drumming For Pistols"
Album available 8th February 2010
album artwork "Chamber Music (James Joyce)"
Album available 16th June 2008
album artwork "I Was A Swallow"
Album available 21st April 2008
album artwork "Heaven & Dirt"
EP available 12th November 2007
album artwork "What Have I Done"
Single available 22nd October 2007
album artwork "Songs Of Muerto County Revisited"
Album available 20th November 2006
album artwork "Songs Of Muerto County"
Album available 10th January 2006
album artwork "Stars"
Single available 9th February 2004
album artwork "See You In Hell"
Album available 14th June 2003
album artwork "Your Bloated Corpse Has Washed Ashore"
Album available 14th June 2003
album artwork "Elena"
EP available 10th March 2003
album artwork "Crimson Beauty"
Single available 1st January 2001
album artwork "San Pedro/Sorrow"
Single available 1st January 2001





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Puerto Muerto was supposed to be a bar. You know, the kind of place the lowest forms of humanity could meet, drink and occasionally engage in revelry. Tim and Christa decided it was much easier to start a band than open up a tavern. So instead of serving clients liquor and beer, they decided to intoxicate those same folks with the songs that they had envisioned them singing there. Tim Kelley (vocals/ guitar) brings a hefty dose of The Clash, Stiff Little Fingers, The Pogues, The Kinks and Buddy Holly to the table, while Christa Meyer, inspired by Nina Simone, Kurt Weill, Nick Cave and anything else dusty and neglected, sashays her mezzo soprano front and center. Their debut release "Your Bloated Corpse Has Washed Ashore" (2001) is now a cult classic and the band band continues to surprise and enthrall critics and audiences alike with their ingenuity and inventiveness. In 2005 the pair released a supplemental soundtrack to the original slasher film The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and toured performing live with the film in the US and UK. Their 2008 release "I Was A Swallow" won critical praise by showing the duo's more intimate and subtle qualities. Currently the band is working on their next album; a bombastic, revolutionary affair that will cause the patrons of the fictitious bar Puerto Muerto to flood the streets and wreak havoc.




"Heavenly"
NME


"Weird, wonderful results"
GUARDIAN


"Deliciously Fucked-Up"
TIME OUT


"Beautiful Meandering, Dark & Hypnotic. Incredible!!!"
HOT PRESS


"There's a creepin' something in these songs, shadowy and not of this time or place."
DROWNED IN SOUND


"Highly Recommended"
POPMATTERS.COM


"Celebrations of beautiful sadness"
PLAN B


"It's not your regular rock thats for sure, but rollicks like the best. 7/10"
DROWNED IN SOUND


" murderous love album of the year"
MUSIC OMH


"A collision of artsy darkness and hillbilly twang"
CHICAGO READER


"an incredibly listenable record that reveals clever details and nuances with each play. 4/5"
ARTROCKER


"Intense...captivating"
BBCi


"a dark, dislocated beauty lurks within these pretty, evocative tunes 4/5"
THE FLY


"Cool, confident, and full of class....musically outstanding"
NEW NOISE


"The soundtrack to your very own mental film noir. Exceptional."
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